Oh hey so Rob Ford is gracing our fair city with his presence! And he has this amazing ability to make headlines everywhere he goes. Generally by endangering public safety in some form.
Remember, more people voted for Rob Ford than any other official in Canadian history.
Remember, democracy and thus populism are complete failures
So um Justin Bieber was just charged with criminal assault because he attacked a limo driver in December in Toronto and has to go to the Toronto police station in the next hour
And also the White House now has to officially address the petition for getting him deported because it reached 100,000 signatures